Rolling Stone made a ho-hum stab at hard news this week with its banner headline: ‘How Sarah Palin Lied.' That news is as dusty as the bones of Moses, Mr. Wenner. Keep up!

Here's some bewildering news: It seems that big sloppy-hearted liberal lefty women of America are now ‘feeling sorry' for McPalin. This raises the question: Will people rush out to vote for her just to keep her from crying?

In the Katie Couric interviews this week Palinbot appears scared, dumb, and has no idea what McCain's done in the gazillion years he's been farting around Washington. This on the heels of McCoot sending her out on her Eliza Doolittle rounds, sitting with international leaders who happened to be hanging around the U.N. for the purpose of ignoring Bush and talking on their cell phones and fiddling with paper clips while he gave his last irrelevant address to the world that could care less.

The winner this week was Henry Kissinger - irrelevant blowhard - who got a little spark back in his ancient gonads by sitting in close proximity to Palin's exposed knees. She grinned her way through it all weakly camouflaging the brewing subtext: ‘get me the fk out of here.' It's been a wincy thing to watch, how at the grubby hands of John McUser, Sarah Palin has been destroyed.

We know it. She knows it. Lefty sympathetizers of Palin's plight are blogging out pity parties for Palin - finding a way to reach across party lines and connect to her sad little crashing caboose by feeling morally superior to a lady doing just fine until yanked off the icy tundra.

Well, something has come out if it for Palin, over 40. Pakistani president Asif Ali Zardari told Palin she's "gorgeous," or, better looking in person than on TV. This is a big compliment for an American.

Alas, it's getting to the point where it is will be no longer sporting to slam Palin by exposing her glaring inadequacies for world leadership. It'll be like kicking a puppy. This will finally be true when Biden slams her pretty up-do to the wall in the VP debate, unless she doesn't show up for some sort of reason like Mexico's got a brush fire.

For now, while she still doesn't have the good sense to save America from the pain of watching her go down in gorgeous flames, she's remains fair game.

And so! Popular Content brings you the first and probably the last in a series:

THE BULLWINKLE INTERVIEWS: Sex and a Whole Lot Less with Sarah Palin

NOTE: Mrs. Palin has agreed not to hunt down, shoot, disembowel, skin, filet, boil, or meatgrind our host - classic cartoon idol Bullwinkle - at least for the duration of this interview. In return for this concession, she will not answer any of Bullwinkle's questions. In keeping with the McPhony doctrine of VP Damage Control, this is a photo-op only interview...

BULLWINKLE: You recently met with Mr. Henry Kissinger who is old and once, a long time ago, was really good at giving world leaders horrible advice. I met with him too since he's got a lot of free time to meet with cartoon mooses, among others. Do I now look better prepared to be VP?

BULLWINKLE: Mr. Putin! Any words of advice for our future-not VP Mrs. Palin?

PUTIN: Put the gun down, Mrs. Palin. I can see you from my house.

Story by POPULAR CONTENT columnist Robyn Ewing.