Let Me Entertain You: You Don't Mess With The Zohan

You didn't mess with Adam Sandler as Happy Madison and you're sure not going to mess with him as Zohan Dvir. His new comedy YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN opens in theaters this weekend. Here are a bunch of goodies to get you in the spirit.

Paul Mitchell is the granddaddy of all hairdressers as well as Adam Sandler's obsession in the movie -- he fakes his own death to pursue his dream of being a stylist in NY just like him. Train with the best at the Paul Mitchell Schools where you'll learn all tricks of the trade and become a ‘blow out' success.

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In the Mossad, Zohan used guns and knives to fight against the Phantom (John Turturro). As a hairstylist, he trades the ammo for hair dryers that will tame the tresses. The S-Nano ionic dryer by metropolis is the best in the biz with far-infrared heat technology that heats hair without damaging the strands. Point, aim, and shoot for luscious locks.

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If Zohan makes it big in the field of hair, Sabra Hummus should hire him to be their spokeperson. Not only is hummus an everyday part of Middle Eastern diets, it's also a person born and raised in Israel, derived from the Hebrew word for "prickly pear cactus" -- just like Zohan.

www.sabra.com

Zohan can't completely escape his former life, and some ass kickings just need to be handed out even when styling hair. When it's time to throw down, Zohan uses Krav Maga, the Israeli self-defense method, and so can you. Get skilled at Los Angeles' National Krav Maga Training Center. When watching Human Weapon on the History Channel just isn't enough.

www.kravmaga.com

Zohan wears his staple Mariah Carey ‘Rainbow' album shirt everywhere ‘touching her body' all day long.

That was old school Mariah, pre-Glitter, pre-Nick Cannon, and pre-collabing with Kanye and the Neptunes. Hop back onto the ‘Mimi' train with her new album E=MC2. You and Zohan can sing in unison about cameras and flicks on youtube.