A Brief History of the Last Eight Years

As the United States will be collapsing any day now, our scheduled review of the Bush Years (originally planned for year's end) has been pushed up by a few months to accommodate the imminent disaster.

PREAMBLE

Bush Gore Debate

Oh my god George W. Bush won!
Oh my god Al Gore won!
Oh my god no one won!
Oh my god we have no president!
Oh my god they stole Florida!
Oh my god George W. Bush won!

YEAR ONE

9/11

Oh my god a plane crashed into the World Trade Center!
Oh my god another plane crashed into the World Trade Center!
Oh my god there is no World Trade Center!
Oh my god there's anthrax in our mail!
Oh my god we're invading Afghanistan!
Oh my god there's still anthrax in our mail!

YEAR TWO

Saddam Hussein

Oh my god Enron collapsed!
Oh my god there's an axis of evil!
Oh my god WorldCom collapsed!
Oh my god Iraq has nukes!
Oh my god there are snipers on the freeways!
Oh my god Iraq still has nukes!

YEAR THREE

Mission Accomplished

Oh my god we're invading Iraq!
Oh my god Mission Accomplished!
Oh my god we all have SARS!
Oh my god we caught Saddam!
Oh my god we're still in Iraq!
Oh my god Mission Accomplished?

YEAR FOUR

Bush Kerry Debate

Oh my god gays are getting married in San Francisco!
Oh my god John Kerry is the Democratic candidate!
Oh my god gays are getting married in Massachusetts!
Oh my god Bush beat Kerry!
Oh my god Kerry lost to Bush!
Oh my god four more years!

YEAR FIVE

Katrina

Oh my god Terry Schiavo's dead!
Oh my god North Korea has nukes!
Oh my god William Rehnquist is dead!
Oh my god John Roberts is in the Supreme Court!
Oh my god New Orleans is gone!
Oh my god Sam Alito is in the Supreme Court!

YEAR SIX

Saddam Hussein Execution

Oh my god Iran wants nukes!
Oh my god there's Global Warming!
Oh my god North Korea is testing nukes!
Oh my god Saddam's on trial!
Oh my god Saddam's been executed!
Oh my god Mission Accomplished?

YEAR SEVEN

Illegal Immigrants

Oh my god there are illegal immigrants!
Oh my god there's a surge!
Oh my god there are still illegal immigrants!
Oh my god California is on fire!
Oh my god Bhutto is dead!
Oh my god we're still in Iraq!

YEAR EIGHT

Nuclear Holocaust

Oh my god gas is four dollars!
Oh my god there's a mortgage crisis!
Oh my god gas is four-fifty!
Oh my god Barack Obama is inexperienced!
Oh my god John McCain is old!
Oh my god Sarah Palin is crazy!
Oh my god there's still a mortgage crisis!
Oh my god we're still in Iraq!
Oh my god Fannie Mae is collapsing!
Oh my god Freddie Mac is collapsing!
Oh my god Merrill Lynch is collapsing!
Oh my god Washington Mutual is collapsing!
Oh my god Lehman Brothers collapsed!
Oh my god we're bailing out AIG!
Oh my god we're bailing out everyone!
Oh my god we're entering a Depression!
Oh my god this will cost us 700 billion!
Oh my god we're still in Iraq!
Oh my god Mission Accomplished!

Story by Jeremy Tarr.

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Can this be printed on a tee

Can this be printed on a tee shirt? If so, I would like to purchase one and send it to hannahg.

hannahg: what facts in this

hannahg: what facts in this article are inaccurate? The Conservative Republicans are now trying to distance themselves from both Bush and McCain. And what of the constant scare tactics? There are terrorists--we must have the Patriot Act. Iraq has nukes. We must invade the country. The entire financial system is about to collapse. We must write a $700 Billion check to investment banks. As you are a Republican, do you really want the country to go into debt another $700 Billion? Is that patriotism? Is that sane? What's your view?

It would be very nice if

It would be very nice if those who wish to comment on this piece would refrain from name-calling and derogatory slurs.

Here's a poem I wrote: Roses

Here's a poem I wrote:

Roses are red.
Violets are a bore.
Hannahg is a right-wing whore.

Talk about a piece of

Talk about a piece of writing any retard could have put together. I really hope your parents did not pay for your schooling. They should ask for a refund if they did.
Poetry dd? Try this for some real talent. http://www.poets.org/page.php/prmID/86

I love what leftist fags consider art or moving. I can see it now - Jeremy, Stugatz and dd all sitting around in some overpriced lounge in LA where people go to be seen, drinking martinis and talking about how right they are about everything. Man, i cant wait until November when the republicans win, again, and all you can do is sit there and whine about how dumb the rest of america is. While we work, fight and sometimes die for our country you sit on your asses, out of shape no doubt and stoned, and discuss important things like what bar to go to that night and the latest fashions. Thank goodness this country belongs to people like me and not you.

brilliant! brilliant!

brilliant! brilliant! brilliant! the facts undeniable, the writing poetry. hannahg was clearly dropped on her head. i bet she can see russia from her house too.

hannahg, Oh my god you're a

hannahg, Oh my god you're a whore!

Oh my god THAT SUCKED!

Oh my god THAT SUCKED!

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