Jazz is like sex. Not that they're interchangeable or anything, but think about it - one man and a saxophone. His hand caresses the nape of the instrument with each note. Smooth sounds echo off into the distance turning your cheeks red with envy. Every sweet touch of the keys sends a brisk chill up the spine. And then, the horn cues in and the band follows through and there it is - the resounding sounds of the climax. Okay, I may be getting a little carried away here, but when was the last time Joe Shmoe made you feel like a perfectly tuned instrument waiting to blow under the sheets?

If your answer was um... never, then you may want to try sitting in on a blues session just once. Screw your completely inept significant other, long lines at the door, fifteen dollar watered-down Jack and Cokes and experience the best pseudo-orgasm you could ever imagine.

Here's LA2DAY'S Top 5 "make you yearn with desire" Jazz Clubs:

5. MATSUMOTO'S 2ND STREET JAZZ

You put the flute where??? Well, if you're feeling a bit feisty grab a "dirty whore" martini, perch yourself at a quaint cocktail table, and become entranced in the hum of new beat. In the heart of Little Tokyo, this relaxing hang out is perfect for the sensual music connoisseur and insomniacs alike.

THE DETAILS: Matsumoto's 2nd Street Jazz
366 East 2nd Street
Los Angeles, CA 90021

4. THE BAKED POTATO

Although a unique combo (a sort of I got the blues with a mashed potato), this joint pays tribute to the days of true jazz. Dark lights and a small stage pay homage to the acoustic sounds of the guitar. Take a peak at a smooth sailing night at the Baked Potato.

THE DETAILS: The Baked Potato
3787 Cahuenga Blvd West
Studio City, CA 91604
818.980.1615

3. THE JAZZ BAKERY

The only jazz joint in LA that works non profit, the Jazz Bakery serves up a hell of a lot more than cookies and cake. Grab a stool, take in the smooth sounds of the trumpet, and embrace the music my friends.

THE DETAILS: The Jazz Bakery
3233 Helms Avenue
Los Angeles, CA 90034
310.271.9039

2. PETE'S CAFE AND BAR

Restaurant by day, swanky jazz club by night, Pete's knows just how to dim the lights, set the mood, and bust out a tune or two on the saxophone. Everything from Sammy Davis classics to Brazilian Jazz groups get the blood pumping and the libido racing.

THE DETAILS: Pete's Café and Bar
400 South Main Street
Los Angeles, CA 90013
213.617.1000

1. GRAND STAR JAZZ CLUB

What would a trip to Chinatown be without a dumpling and some great jazz? The Grand Star Downtown puts Miles Davis on a pedestal mixing authentic blues beats with a tinge of hip hop on the side.

THE DETAILS: Grand Star Jazz Club
943 North Broadway
Los Angeles, CA 90012
213.626.2285

So, ladies and gents if you've got a case of the blues in bed... keep it real and try a sax.

Story by Gena Oppenheim.