Don't we all just want to be stalked a little? It used to be that you hadn't made in Los Angeles until you had a stalker, now it's like you aren't even alive if you don't have one. Take a look at Britney Spears, Paula Abdul and Tyler Perry...psycho stalkers follow their every move. (Why, is beyond me, but they do.)

But fear not if you are currently among the stalker-less, Twitter is here to help us all. First thing first, get your Twitter going and updated about every ten minutes. If you want to be stalked, we need to know that you will be at Bristol Farms on Sunset Blvd. today at 4:37 p.m. looking in the dairy section for skim milk.

You may wonder though, who is even going to stalk you? It isn't about getting your friends to do it - they're already aware at how boring your day-to-day is. It's time to up the ante and give out your Twitter info to anyone - complete strangers definitely recommended - and just wait for people to be lurking around every corner, maybe even snapping your picture. Paparazzi watch out and US Weekly here we come!

Story by Molly Sullivan.

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