As a child of the 80s I was obsessed with the movie She Drives Me Crazy. In this classic Tony Danza flick, the lead female goes from a braces-and-glasses-wearing nerd to a total bombshell. And since then, it has been my dream to be transformed.

For those of us whose daddy didn't buy us a boob job for our eighteenth birthday, there is still hope. And it comes in the form of a push up bra that can take us from an "average" B to a "Hey, my eyes are up here!" C. Insert a pair of cutlets and you're officially Heidi Klum. (Don't forget to lift and separate).

Next up, a James Perse v-neck that will plunge low enough to dazzle potential suitors with your newfound cleavage. (And the sleeves are just long enough to hide the fact that your 5lb. dumbbells have been gathering dust). Oh, James Perse, you are a God among men. You have taken the Hanes tee to the next level and then some.

But holy guacamole (and way too many Happy Hour tortilla chips), what are you going to do about your mid-section? Praise Spanx and throw on some "Power Panties," that's what. Love-handles? I have no idea what you're talking about.

As an added bonus, the Spanx have provided a much needed butt lift. But you're going to take it one step further in your Paige Denim. The back-pockets sit just high enough so that your not-quite-bubble-butt could compete with a Jennifer Aniston tabloid photo any day. ("Your Body is a Wonderland" plays somewhere in the distance).

A simple Prada bag and pair of Christian Louboutin heels, and you're ready to hit the town. No longer the Katie Holmes of Dawson's Creek fame, you are the woman that is Kate Holmes Cruise. And you didn't even have to resort to Scientology. Bravo!

Story by Raegan Thurlow.

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