Here's a collection of THE OFFICE goodies to keep you entertained until Steve Carell starts a ‘that's what she said' competition as he cooks his foot on a Foreman grill this Thursday night at 9 PM on NBC.

Michael Scott (Steve Carell) runs the Scranton, PA branch of paper company Dunder Mifflin like a well oiled, no, more like broken down Camaro. One that runs on sexual innuendos and bad impersonations of Eddie Murphy and Mr. T. To up his suit cred, Knock Knock's corporate flashcards will give him a crash course in office verbage. He'll be speaking like a hot shot exec with jargon such as plug-and-play and ego wall sure to make Ryan (BJ Novak) never question his authority again.

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All desks need some pieces of flare, wouldn't you say? Dwight Schrute (Rainn Wilson) holds the piece de resistance when it comes to desk tchotchkes.....no not the Schrute buck, but the personalized bobble-head. Get your own one-of-a-kind bobble-head of yourself or your favorite colleague that got transferred to the Stamford, CT branch. Sigh.

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Jim (John Krasinski) and Dwight work side by side in the office, but unfortunately there's no partition in between the two. With the lack of personal space, keep this gum on hand to avoid any close encounters with not so choice breath on those sales calls.

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Gag file folders saying ‘useless documents to provide appearance of importance in meetings' are the only kind that Michael Scott has. This is where he keeps his unproduced screenplay as well as Dunder Mifflin memos.

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The graph paper print sneakers by Vans are not only appropriate office attire but can be also be used to run in Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race for the Cure 5K. Just don't eat a plate of fettuccine alfredo before you begin.........Michael.

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Dunder Mifflin sells paper and with the onslaught of all things ‘green,' the sales team including Andy (Ed Helms) and Stanley (Leslie David Baker) may have a little more difficulty moving the reams. Change to a recycled blend and tote them around in these bags by American Eagle and everyone is a happy camper. It can be easy being green!

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Tune in next time for DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES and catch up on MY NAME IS EARL if you missed it.

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