It's holiday time kids, and we're giving you a week's worth of the best gifts that money can buy - whether you have it or not!  We'll help you kiss up to that pissy boss and make sure that nobody on your list has to stand in long return lines.

Today it's all about budgets - $20 doesn't buy what it used to (it used to be the down payment on a house) - but if you've got a twenty in your pocket we've got presents for you.

1. CHEAP LIBATIONS: Ventura Limoncello ($14.99) and Belvedere's ‘Buy Your Friend a Belvedere' (cost of a drink!)

Everyone likes booze!  Offer up a bottle of the famed Italian liqueur or a certificate for a Belvedere cocktail that anyone can redeem at their local bar.  The first round will totally be on you!
www.venturalimoncello.com
www.buyyourfriendabelvedere.com

2. ANYA HINDMARCH FOR TARGET: Clutch ($19.99)

Any girl will thank you over and over for the chic purse that Anya Hindmarch has so graciously created for our favorite mass retailer at a budget-friendly price.
www.target.com

3. J.K. LIVIN: Beer Koozie ($10)

Keep your beers cold just like Matthew McConaughey and the rest of his Texas Longhorn fans with this koozie from his own J.K. Livin company.
www.jklivinstore.com

4. VICTORINOX SWISS ARMY: Pocket Tools ($17.50)

Available in an array of colors from pink to yellow to purple, this gift will aid the girls in cutting tags off of their new clutches and the boys with opening their beer cans.
www.swissarmy.com

5. WHOMI: Mini Whomi Planner ($12)

For the times when your iPhone just doesn't cooperate.  This mini-planner will fit in your back pocket too.
www.whomi.com

6. ORNAMENTS By Katy Smail ($6)

Original drawings by whimsical Scottish artist Katy Smail alight these ornaments, adorned with jewels and paper flowers.  Make yourself - and your tree - oh so happy. 
www.whatktdoes.etsy.com

7. BEAUTY GIFT SETS: PHILOSOPHY ‘Recipe Box' ($18), ALBA Botanica Tropical Set ($17.99), BIGGS & FEATHERBELLE 'Holiday Edition' ($16.99)

Alba's passionfruit scented bodywash and cream will make you think you're vacationing in Hawaii; Philosophy's ‘Recipe Box' of strawberry shortcake, red velvet and sweet frosting body washes will make you reminisce of your mother's kitchen; the Biggs & Featherbelle peppermint and citrus salts and soaps will make you think you're knee deep in snow, high in the mountains. And in reality, you're just in your crappy apartment!
www.philosophy.com
www.albabotanica.com
www.biggsandfeather.com

8.AUSSIE BUM - Hipster Pirate Underwear ($19.03)

Search for the treasure on these puppies...ARRRR. (Treasure not included.)
www.aussiebum.com

9. HEADWEAR: THE LIMITED Floppy Hat ($19.50), ALTERNATIVE Fidel Hat ($15)

Because LA's weather is never consistent, use the knit cap for the days under 65 degrees - when everyone puts on their cold weather gear and preps for Winter Chill ‘08 - and don the militaristic Fidel Hat for the rest of them. You'll look chic either way.
www.thelimited.com
www.alternativeapparel.com

10. OFFENSIVE AND DELIGHTFUL Cards (8 for $16)

The perfect holiday cards to send to your annoying upstairs neighbor (Happy Fucking Christmas) or to the Jon Hamm lookalike in your Mad Men office (Time For A Little Ho Ho Ho Action).
www.oplusd.com

STAYED TUNED FOR TOMORROW'S GUIDE - THE BEST GIFTS THAT WE PROMISE WON'T GET RETURNED!

Story by LA2DAY.