"Erotic Edibles"

The Erotica industry offers many titillating products, like movies, sex toys, lingerie, whips and chains (the usual). The newest trend in erotic goodies are the ones you can put in your mouth and swallow, without gagging. At the 2008 Erotica Convention in Downtown Los Angeles last weekend, there was a plethora of edible moneymakers, such as lubes, creams, oils, and sexed-out candies that contribute to making the adult entertainment industry a booming success.

Why not spice up your bedroom with a few delicacies! If you're going to smother something all over your body, it might as well be appetizing! Here are just a few of the yummy products on the market that I found devilishly sweet, sour, and seductive at this year's event.

My Favorite-Earthly Body 3-1 Skin Candle: This aromatic candle not only makes the room smell sexy, but once the wax melts down, it turns into a massage oil that you can devour. It comes with a little spoon to scoop the oil out of the candle, drip on the body, and lap up with your tongue. These are all natural, 100% Vegan oils made of hemp and soy, in delicious peach, chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry flavors.

-Money Shot Pills: For all you men out there, don't you wish you could control when your sperm comes out? Well now you can! This, apparently "safe and natural" male enhancement is supposed to increase performance and sperm count...also comes in liquid form.

-Secret Nipple Drops: Turn those nipples into dessert with these sweet-flavored liquid drops. Comes in a variety of flavors, including chocolate, peppermint, banana, strawberry, cherry, pina colada, and cinnamon. Rub just a drop or two on his/her nipples and pucker up!

-Deep Throat Energy Drink: If anyone can come out with an energy drink, then why not the porn industry!!! When your sex life is becoming so vigorous that you start to feel fatigue, take a swig of Deep Throat...you'll keep going and going. It tastes pretty good too, like a combination of Red Bull and Fanta. Check out DeepThroatEnergy.com for Deep Throat cocktail recipes.

-Flavored Latex Dental Dam: Now we all know how important it is to play it safe! If you question your partner's sexual history and hygiene, try using dental dam, now available in vanilla, passion fruit, and cherry flavors. Feel the complete sensation without having to explain the cold sore on your mouth to all your friends.

-WET Body Glide: Been a long day? May be time for a nice body rub, so have your bedroom buddy smear this body glide on your skin for a soothing, warming massage. When you're done caressing your partner, use your tongue and have a quick lick of sweet "Pop'n Cherry" or tangy "Tropical Passion Fruit Explosion".

-ID Juicy Lube: Flavored lube can certainly hide the whiff of funky spunk. This ingestible, water-based lube comes in a variety of taste-sensations (banana, bubble gum, cool mint, & watermelon).

-Go Deep Oral Sex Mints: Freshen your breath and tease your partner by adding a tingle to his dingle. The spearmint adds sensation to your tongue and to anything it touches, while also numbing your throat with benzocaine and suppressing a gag reflex. And did I mention it's Sugar Free!!

-Lollicock: A lollipop shaped like a penis, now there's something to suck on!

-The Chocolate Walrus: Coo Coo, Kachoo!!!

Written by: Erin Landsberg